pardonmyexistence:

there are boys prettier than me

(via fini-le-voyage)

arachnide:

I want to build a secret room in my future house where you have to move a certain book in the shelf for the door to open like in the movies

(via thisaintabout-you)

punkbread:

*snorts lines of mac n cheese powder*

(via leonerdio)

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

(Source: traumatrae, via honeybadgerz)

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

(via letrnetouchurbutt)

when people are talking to me: please leave me alone i just want to be by myself and eat froot loops

when people aren't talking to me: i guess ill just watch another episode nobody loves me and im gonna die alone

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via the-emo-hippie)